This is from a plaque that my grandpa gave to me a couple years ago. I have it on my desk and thought you might enjoy it as much as I do.
World Literature Condensed:
Ahab chases whale. Whale chases Ahab. Whale prevails.
Romeo & Juliet
Two teenagers fall in love and then they die.
Gone with the Wind
Scarlett's a yuppie. The South falls. Rhett splits.
A Tale of Two Cities
Good times. Bad times. The peasants win. Marie loses.
War and Peace
A lot of Russians with long names doing complicated things. The Czars lose.
Enjoy! Have a fun and creatively productive weekend.